Okay he’s also commandeered a talking boat, among other things. The fact that THAT is somehow more realistic to you than a female main player is...telling.

A pearl necklace in VR? Perhaps you want a.... different game.

I really feel like Batman’s origin is a criminally underused story. I mean, we’ve never seen it in a movie or game before. He just appears, fully developed, as if sprung from the forehead of Zeus.

Yeah, but we already know the ending of that whole story.

KerrPow!!

Uh, no. But I have made a joke in a comment section.

Privately financing probably required the team to take on some debt obligations through bonds. And, as everyone knows, when you bring in bonds, there’s a chance you’ll see some inflated numbers.

Its because Gawker has to make up for all the money they are going to lose when they have to pay out Hulk Hogan.

What is with all the extra ads on mobile? 5 sec unskippable before I can get to Kotaku, ad banners on video, ads above and below and and the really weird ones under the comments.

The 30-inch Zyla

Searching for it...

Somewhere Barbaro is looking down on this race and still not comprehending any of this, because he is a horse.

“But they’re a big mean corporation and they don’t deserve my money.” - The Age-Old Excuse of a Manchild.

Yes, because what corporate fat cat doesn’t want all the ratings gold of media market 43 in the NBA Finals instead of market No. 6, represented by a team that has meant big ratings all year and the reigning two-time MVP?

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Aaaah, those sweet MMA youtube comments :D

Listen, and understand! Preston Garvey is out there! He can’t be bargained with. He can’t be reasoned with. He doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And he absolutely will not stop, ever, until you help that settlement!

Nobody was

When they said “Welcome to the Spanish Inquisition,” my first thought was literally “Well I wasn’t expecting that...”