“Back in the day, Jim Abbott used to do that without dropping the glove.” - Oscar Robertson

Not a head coach, but Darvin Ham can dunk.

As a Texans fan, I can absolutely guarantee that they won’t be trading for a Kaepernick. They’d never, EVER, take a chance on a guy who could potentially be good. They’ll always settle on someone who is consistently bad with zero chance for improvement. Expect Matt Cassell to get the job, for sure.

Damn.

Rousey went on to say that she wants her next fight to be a rematch with Holm.

Does anyone ACTUALLY understand cricket?

No. She’s still in Kentucky

No, it’s actually much, much worse for women.

Nothing to do with religion? Get fucking serious, please. My god.

I applaud her attitude, but dear Lord, do I hate these specific “dances.” I just... I just don’t get them.

...Now get off my lawn.

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

move the goal posts much? first equality in military - now we want to abolish draft

Did I just get lucky and not go to a school with psychopaths? What the hell is this shit?

Due to his ability to distract Oregon State shooters, Michael Phelps has been recruited by the FBI to Malheur National Wildlife Refuge.

You still wipe?

Giselle: “My husband cannot throw the fucking ball and catch balls in the face at the same time.”

“This might be my last rodeo. So it sure has been a pleasure.”

As I patriots fan, we lost because our offensive line got manhandled. I don’t have a problem with any of his decisions. Hopefully we’ll be better next year.

Equipment Manager: You want me to cut your jersey so you can breathe a little better in there?

Wendy Liebman is an original thinker. She’s the only one who dared tell the Aristocrats joke in a clean and wholesome manner, even if she did gaffe the name of the story.