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That's one motivated Mastiff. My Danes would take one look at that course, take a couple monster dumps, then go back to sleep.

This is like when the fridge scored a rushing TD in the Super Bowl. Damn, this big guy just made my day…

Not a good big dog — the BEST big dog. Mastiffs are awesome.

Jamarcus fooled them all with that combine workout

Is there any difference at this point between the Zenith and the Nadir of Billspin?

I hate myself, but I can’t help myself:

Let us all pray that it eats him.

you’re lucky that he can’t read this.

Technically he’s already named it Eqdgdpfajsf, but that was just for the customs papers.

I mean, are we even sure McCown got hurt last night? That video could be old.

This is really long and I didn’t read it.

Dear Mr. Watt,

I’m just going to leave this here....

Stopped reading. Features two of the best montages in cinematic history, let alone this series, along with the redemption not just of a person, but a whole nation. 10/10, would change again.

“Case closed?”

The NFL’s PR team will be faxing over a job offer.

Tom, maybe you didn’t watch the video, but the Ravens were offsides. It’s a free play, and the results count only if the Rams want them to — the Rams accepted the penalty, so nothing that happened the last play actually happened. No play, no concussion. Case closed.

Number of times pizza rolls eaten in my life ~15

Probably best they didn’t take Gronk’s suggestion of the Fighting Sioux Flays.