BLAZING HOT TAKE!!!!

D. It gives me the greatest chance of having superhero abilities due to it being smaller. Less gravity=Super Jumps!

And she’s in heels!

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8 of the top ten GPAs in my graduating class belonged to women including the valedictorian and salutatorian. Six of these women went on to achieve postgraduate degrees and then found a spouse that took on the mantle of provider while these brilliant ladies chose to stay home and raise children.

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Why are a university and football coach expected to replace the justice system when it comes to rape allegations? This is not equivalent to what happened at Penn State where the victims were children and told to keep quiet. These victims are women who didn’t choose to report the crime to police but rather a…

Never end a sentence or headline with a preposition!

I was at the game on Saturday and the play calling was confusing all the Texas fans. We are all just watching Foreman thinking that he has to get tired soon. His fumble in the fourth wasn’t actually a fumble but we could all see him starting to flag after carrying the team for four quarters.

I know I’m gonna be labeled a victim-blamer but since this Deadspin and not Jezebel maybe some will hear me out.

More alarming is that John Lynch is in the ring of honor after just four seasons.

Right! The other day I bought two lunchables, a bag of reisens and a monster and the cashier asked “Is this lunch?” like she was my disapproving mother. So i lied and said it was not. Fuck that lady!

“Make America have long term consistent success” deserves all the stars!

Thank you! This is always my first reaction when I read about rape on college campuses.

The growing trend of guys thinking they have small dicks is due to mainstream acceptance of porn. Guys in porn have much larger than average dicks and it makes the rest of us feel small. Couple that with not knowing that little kid dicks are tiny and you get a lot of calls to the pediatrician.

“We read a book every night; he’s, he’s so smart Jenny.”

The 1988 Superbowl. I got sick watching it, fuck Skyline Chili!

This is what I came here to post. Universities are not equipped to hold court on these accusations. Why are victims going to the school at all about their abuse? If I was abused I wouldn’t find my attackers boss and tell him to punish the accused, I’d go to the police.

This was the only comment worth reading!