Heather, Heather, Heather....

The author is not setting out to prove global warming is real — global warming is already a thing that has been proved to be real, that argument is over.

claiming that one hot day proves global warming is not how this works

Why not just a horizontal windmill that rotates from the relentless weight of like 8 fucking feet of snow a night.

While I like the idea, I’d have to drill through a damn concrete foundation pad in the garage and compromise the structural integrity of my house to run *anything* like this.

I mean, if we’re being pedantic, whales frequently live on land for short periods of time.

whales ancestors were land mammals.

no

Man, you utterly obliterated and eviscerated -- you DESTROYED that strawman you built.

why does University of Nebraska have a big red “N” on its football field? It stands for knowledge.

The local populace repeatedly moves back (and builds) in areas that are easily affected by cyclones/floods leading to perennial use of the government’s resources in helping affected households. Education does not seem to help one iota.

I was cooking a 2 lb pork tenderloin that I put through a garlic press and mixed with some other spice

People will always refer to you as a hypocrite if you’re not living like a dirty eco-hippie, while simultaneously say that your tiny contribution isn’t actually doing anything — while **simultaneously** ignoring the plant down the road that is making millions of dollars a year off basically burning a tire fire into…

I squared off against actual New York resident Danielle—one of io9 and Gizmodo’s video producers, who’s lived in the city for 18 months

when has Polygon ever had a good opinion about anything?

this, except it’s “a huge cement dome over Arkansas and pumping the fumigant neurotoxin / greenhouse gas into said dome and snuffing people out “

You people keep piling up evidence and more evidence as if the deniers you are “debating” have any interest in evidence, intellectual honesty, or objective fuckin’ reality.

“Trump winning is not black people’s problem”

Probably he just played a lot of Counterstrike: Source

to be perfectly pedantic -- he’s a widower