It’s not the same scale — that would defeat the point.

a known feature of working for the Fed since the afforementioned1947 Taft-Hartley Act.

if there was a shutdown fund, then there wouldnt be a shutdown, simple as that.

WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!?!?!?

god willing, they’ll stop breathing.

I only remember the Pinkertons as rich businessmen’s worker-murderers-for-hire private army.

You live in a country that levies taxes by choice -- Move to Somalia please.

Common Sense:

I don’t mean to sound sarcastic, but this attitude is like really a wowzer for someone that does have a love of comics, science-fiction, math, computers, and pop culture

Here, have your “it worked for me” comment badge.

The reference to Jonestown in that phrase is known and the effect is intentional. 

while all models agree on the large amount of tax money they will bring back to the city and the state.

you can say fatass, shit, bitch, and fucking in here, snowflake.

They didn’t say that the tellers had been fired. They didn’t say they were investigating the tellers. They didn’t say policy had been violated. 

People on average use their (business/enterprise) desktop computers for business that is decidedly more serious and private than their phone activities

I see you’re trying to be woke -- and flying past woke, over the moon, and into a decidedly un-woke (and dumb) slumber.

They’re sold out, so clearly someone wants it.

Are they busting the ghost of the World Trade Center towers?

the 24th unlawful killing of a transgender individual this year.

I usually thank the person who “wins”.