“.. or put some of that sweet cash in your bank to help buy a weapon next match quicker than your opponents. “

you’re* garbage.

Every human who has ever worked customer service of any kind has had some white woman who looks remarkably like this ask to talk to their manager.

This is the Kinja version of “Type your password in here to see how secure it is!”

seems like she deserves it

Not even commenting on the kid’s record myself but “they found marks on the kid’s leg”

Father should be charged with manslaughter

Ping locks? do go on.

Is that something Conservatives did?

Honestly the amount of hackers and just generally laggy Asian-region players kinda bums me out — nothing like spending 25 minutes collecting guns and Commando-ing it through the forest/desert, only to have that effort spat upon by a hacker or a laggy Chinese player.

Yeah, please please please IP block Asian region players from playing on NA servers, and vice versa. There is literally no reason to allow this — it is full of negatives and no positives.

The idea is — very frequently when a white guy does a bombing or a shooting — they post a photo all over the news ... and very, very often that photo is a 12-years-out-of-date high school photo, and not a current one.

I think you mean “from their siblings, who are not affiliated with e-sports”

April Fools was yesterday.

Install from DVD? LAN game?

Terrible take.

If you publish a cookbook, I can take every single one of your recipes, put them into my own cookbook, and as long as I don’t copy any of your photos and prose, there isn’t a damn thing you can do to stop me.

I was about to write out a critique of your critique — highlighting the high irony of how you wrote an entire 2-page screed complaining about others complaining — then I saw the line:

The author “actually liking” something or not does not make a piece of media that’s just a nostalgia reference soup any better or worse.

“objectively” and “good” don’t belong in the same sentence. You can’t argue that a movie is objectively good.