Hahaha if you come down here we’re gonna lynch you I mean you’ll go missing!

That sounds like some kind of busted, demented Watergate Salad

“fertility awareness methods” (FAM)

I feel like your previous piece on this was vastly superior, though obviously with a slightly different audience!

Don’t read Kinja comments while high.

He’s supposed to use his OWN bootstraps.

Counterpoint: it gave us this gem

yes because confusing “takeout” with “takeaway” is casual racism

you sure seem to care

I ‘enjoyed’ celibacy right up until the ripe old age of 27.

yeah man they should just follow the law. Maybe if they signed up for a green card when they were 8 years old, they could become citizens LEGALLY... after they already have one foot in the grave...

Adoption needs to be more of an option to women

Anyone who thinks her fate is tragic should think of all the things her victim missed out on because of this monster.

I’m a guy; I’m not a virgin, but I was until a fairly late age (27)

http://www.theroot.com/houston-school-district-will-provide-3-free-meals-a-day-1798639795

how do you pronounce that prefix? I’ve never actually seen or heard of that one before.

Women, not Canadians.

I mean if you want an honest answer: look at the female fandom (women fandom? that sounds awkward...) of games like Overwatch and other such franchises.

Gives me strong reminders of this gem:

In the UK they’re really good at the PR of saying everything to support a protest or action while then sneaking in that they won’t do anything to help with it or leaving enough wiggle room to deny it.