this looks like Jon Snow shaved his face and put on a trilby. what is this even. Jon Snow shaved his face and is makin the world’s most awkwardly small campfire out of wet greenwood.

Bit south of S.F.

The sides have grown out, but that’s because my barber won’t see me for another week (it’s a fuckin jungle out here with these car shows) so it’s looking a little less Richard Spencer and a little more Pierce-Brosnan-circa-late-1990s right now.

Also, I just thought of something, you could always just wear a safety pin, to you know, let everyone know (wink, wink).

I choose fire

If my choice is between getting punched in the face by some asshole who thinks I’m a Nazi because I can’t style my hair any other way convincingly — or look like this:

Honestly, I’d rather jump off the Golden Gate than look like one of those faux-lumberjack hipster motherfuckers.

bruh, people have been wearing this style for hundreds of years — well before and well after Hitler.

Ehhh, if you havent literally painted yourself International Orange, I don’t think wearing stuff tons of people wear qualifies you as “cosplaying Trump”.

Khakis and a white polo?

If that’s the case, then so have polo shirts and cargo shorts (neither of which I wear, for the record, but I did see a lot of nazi fuckos wearing them in Virginia)

7 years, give or take a few? Why?

I wouldn’t wear a helmet anyways — messes up my hair.

Guys, please. We let him take the toothbrush moustache. Fine, nobody needs that.

Martin noted that Trump had not even called the family of Heather Heyer, who was run over by a car and killed during Saturday’s protests.

187 and 209 have nothing to do with the Californian Confederates. He (validly!) brought it up to illustrate a point, and I made a counterpoint using those same propositions.

“But it just mean ‘black’ in Spanish!”

I don’t know what you mean. Bay Area and California white gay men never, ever, reached out to the black community..

Yeah, it was white people’s fault, they’re the biggest voting block in California. I said that in that same post you’re replying to.

Before you go patting yourself on the back though, African Americans in California voted somewhere (the exit polls are muddy waters) between 58-65% in favor of Prop 8, banning gay marriage in California.