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Oh my god..the cover, the concept, the poem. WRETCHED....boggling narcissism.

WORD.

Here is a man so deep in a thought experiment, he doesn’t understand that how you think doesn’t excuse how you live.

Does anyone else get the impression that “gay up until the point of intercourse” means, “I hate women, but goddamnit, I want to have sex with women”? 

Never forget that Edmund White LOVES him some trade.

he published a book called Straight James/Gay James, which included musings about identity and sexuality, including lines like, “Hello woman, I’d like to be you./Not because I don’t enjoy my own man/ Body, my man strength, my man looks, / My man mind, but because I love yours/Even more.”

“Hello woman, I’d like to be you./Not because I don’t enjoy my own man/ Body, my man strength, my man looks, / My man mind, but because I love yours/Even more.”

“Hello woman, I’d like to be you./Not because I don’t enjoy my own man/ Body, my man strength, my man looks, / My man mind, but because I love yours/Even more.”

Not gonna lie. I love that “Freebies” t-shirt.

So this “blogger” not only started and then first escalated it when she could’ve just backed away after the hotel said it was fed up with youtubers expecting freebies but yet is still dragging it out when White Moose’s social media game is far superior to hers, even with the supposed handicap of them being over 30.

Ok, they dug in kind of hard on her with that last video but... fuck it, it was funny enough. But that’s the end of it, right?

Drunk History is brilliant. Waters makes a point to keep it as historically correct as possible, but coupled with silliness. I think the episode about Nashville?, the guitarists used capos in the same way as the original artists. Meanwhile Michael Cera’s Hamilton wore sneakers and called people on his cell.

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Came here for Grace Jones, saw a lot of randoms who are NOT Grace Jones, going to rectify that:

Whoa, my mind is blown on a couple levels there.

I was going to point out that the blobfish actually looks like any other fish as long as it stays in its proper depth, and really only becomes grotesque when it ascends above its normal habitat, but then I realized that fact kind of makes the analogy work even better.

I wouldn’t call uniting people in their hatred of you a “good service,” but I’m glad the sharks have more resources now.

I think he hates them because they have to keep moving all the time, and Trump is afraid of exercise.

Do you think he has ever even been in the ocean?

I’m sure the White House is going to release an ad blaming any future shark attacks on democrats.