“PUT A PENCIL UP RECTUM TO MAKE BOWEL MOVEMENT TO GET GAUZE PATIENT SWALLOWED TO COME OUT”

• “ICE PICK IN RECTUM TO PUSH HEMORRHOIDS BACK IN”

Jason, you never come off as a lying ingratiating attention whore.

I know there’s really no way to prove this, but I really do take seriously the idea of telling the truth in what I write– well, when I’m not making some stupid joke. But I really do have a copy of the book Rocketship, and it really does have a reprint of this old comic, and that is really what I thought of when I…

The ship is called the Avalon, so it is probably made by Toyota. Fair game for Jalopnik.

Sorry if this is hot take-y: This is not a trend, this is an EPIDEMIC. Powerful men with access to children need to be monitored.

God gave us a perfect world.

the fat paycheck is still pretty chewy when she knows that all male counterparts, sometimes even the smallest side-actor with one sentence, still earn more than her.

All Asian jokes aside, I like Emma Stone and this sucks for her and the other actresses who have to deal with it.

Björk is so amazing, just one of my all time favorite musicians.

Björk is a god damned global treasure. The Sugar Cubes were an amazing band and her solo career is, imo, even better. Her song Big Time Sensuality ranks in my Top 10 songs played on rotation of all time.

Her tenants should have the right to find a new property untainted by fascism in which to do their business, free from any legal penalties. Part of being a responsible and successful property manager is having the sense not to jeopardize your business by associating it with and exposing it to heinous people and…

You better tell ‘em, Aretha!

Good. They deserve every threat coming their way, and they deserve to feel the same chilling fear that Trump is putting into millions of minorities undocumented immigrants. Could a Trump supporter be any more stereotypical than this guy?

Wow, it must be so terrible having to face repercussions of raising a racist asshole for a kid.

Yeah. Look, I love my kids to the moon and back, but I have to tell you, if they start (or take over) a right wing hate organization, I’m not letting them run it from my garage.

The cynic thinks that this is basically DLC for board games. You bought the game, and they’re trying to figure out a way to charge you again for the content. I don’t believe for a second that they couldn’t devise a way to keep the reusability without physically destroying the game.