This is my favorite hoodie

This is my favorite hoodie

I understand the “I didn’t want to be rude” thing, but no one is going to die if you’re rude to them. And saying it’s not working out is not rude.

Maybe the simplest thing would be to get all these old white guys high.

I’m a woman, so my balls are metaphysical.

It’s the way the program searches.

I tried pantsless with my boys and gave up. The only thing that worked was taking away the computer. We’d been letting them play with Microsoft Paint and some preschool games as treats. I explained that babies wear diapers and babies don’t use computers. They were literally instantly potty trained.

I think he figured that Brownback keeps getting reelected, so appealing to the most bigoted in his state would be a guaranteed win.

I don’t believe dogs are into teabagging, so it’s not much of a threat.

Mine would be found easier, because of the scars. Even with computers, fingerprint comparison still has issues.

Depends on the dog. Look at the size of a dog’s neck. Compare it to your own. Rethink the Cthulhu reference.

I was attacked when I was 14. Managed to throw the dog off twice (adrenaline is amazing), then sat on a fence for over half an hour until our neighbor heard me yelling (no one else was home) and called the sheriff’s department. No stitches, but still have some nice little scars, including on my fingerprints (I can…

I replied to Yttrium above, but since I’m greyed, I wanted to copy you:

I’ve been sexually harassed, and I’ve worked with attorneys who’ve handled these types of cases. I have literally never seen a company settle a harassment case because it was faster or easier. They settle because they figure that if it goes to court they are going to lose and lose hard. This usually means there are…

https://www.fhwa.dot.gov/programadmin/interstate.cfm

It doesn’t matter who patrols them. They’re a federally created and managed system. The point is that the constitution was created in a time when things were much simpler. Adaptation is required.

Based on a constitution written well before the interstate highway system, a federal system, was created.

Driver’s training like they do in Finland. Basically, they start at 12 and learn how to drive through everything.

This is exactly why I can’t buy into the premise of Outlander: there is no dude hot enough in the past to make a modern woman willingly give up modern comforts to spend her life with him. Not just easily available hot water and baths, but tampons and pads, shampoo and conditioner, skincare, advil, washing machines,…

How much are you charging, because I would totally buy a ticket for my ex?

I’m pretty sure she embodied Bella perfectly: a blank canvas with no standout features besides clumsiness and super blood that attracted vampires.