Man I bet that chair provides excellent support. When you guys getting new chairs?

I was born for this shit.

I get that feeling from mushrooms.

The sneeze/shit is no fun, especially on a date.

Success is just failure that hasn’t happened yet!!!!!!!!!!!

I want more swaggy p stuff

it’s def a better quality vintage strange.

Didn’t anybody tell him that drink on bloodthinners turns you into a human water baloon. #respecttheclot #dvt4lyfe

Like Kobe in Colorado all over again.

Thank you for the PSA on how to make fun of somebody.

your daggum right

well done!

Love on the Rock(ie)s, ain’t no surprise

Better hop on the Swayze express

First class eh since they caught that bear fucking the salmon after it decapitated them.... don’tcha kno

How close is?

Fucking Catalina wine mixer!

but his work clearly left the eagles spread

Sooner or later somebody is gonna have to get good at something.

The only reason he was rooming with Russell, was because Kobe shit the bed.