Wow, so to get any credit Jessica Ebaum should have tried to start a new company with no money and no support from anyone or anything with a penis (or a desire to become a penis owner). You're doing feminism wrong.

We are the best of mankind and also the worst.

Lets domesticate these little rascals.

I thought the size chart problems one was better, I mean it doesn't fit very well on his foot and as a consumer I am really investing in getting properly fitting footwear.

He would probably benefit immensely from an SSRI.

Law & Order: Special Dungeons Unit

How has a piece of art like that on a college campus not been destroyed in a mysterious fire?

You always find the most diversity in a species at it's origin, this is how we figured out were tomatoes came from.

Mother of god...

I did not know there was a long standing tradition for female titles for the position as head of the Federal Reserve, in fact I thought she was the first and thus free to set the precedent.

I would have gone with Lord Tyrant, but then I have never take titles that seriously, so good for her.

Will the women have equal access to performance enhancing drugs?

Stupid? What do you have against flat caps?

What's wrong with Leo's hat?

I love this, this is gold!

Ducks are raping cannibal necrophile monsters...

You lost me at five senses, that is the sort of crap your art teacher would say in primary school along with you only use 10% of your brain. It doesn't make any sense.

That is one righteous dude.

Did Obama turn around and tell him "NO" in a stern voice before returning to the address?