No, Lorne Michaels said, "We don't go on 'cause we're ready. We go on because it's 11:30."

As is often the case, the answer is: both!

Holy shit, that's my FAVORITE part of Mission: Space.

I see no problem with that coupling. I'd even volunteer to make it a three-way.

Kim Kar-cashin'-in.
I have so much more respect for people who are upfront about working in porn.

Eww.

Cool but I think I like the headline more than the car.

You win HumbleBrag of the day.
(I kid, only because I'm pretty impressed.)

A beautiful duo. Charming origin story for someone's first car. Kudos and good luck to the lot of you.

I fucking love J.J. Abrams. Can't wait 'til December 2015.

Lovely idea but not attainable at IKEA prices, though.

Great, but along with the check and the car you're also corpuscular now.

No, it was more like "lively." And fun to toss around.

Shut up… I know it!

Chevy would probably get all law suit-y about The Rock being used for truck ads

"...do you really know how the independent grocer down the street treats his employees?"

What about the Fiat X1/9…

So they deserve to die because they're angry birds?

Sadly, I mostly know that because a level name in Medal of Honor: Frontline paraphrases it.

45-yr-old dad here and I love the album too. Girl's got real presence. Enjoy her shame-free, your Excellency. (Is that the right honorific for your particular user name?)