Nope. They can't and shouldn't when the women talk like Beyonce does about motherhood.

You're not the only one. You'll feel better if you watch any clip of Maya Rudoulph doing her Beyonce impression on SNL.

What do gender, conformity, or race have to do with what the writer did?

"… I was born a poor black child. I remember the days sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi."

My thoughts exactly.

Not so fast, friend. I'm an Atheist and I LOVED this spot.

Whew, that's a relief. Oh, and thuck you very much.

Rubbing your tenderest part with the hardest substance in the world? Ow.

I've been doing this for years so I can MICROWAVE that MSG goodness.

Bra-fucking-vo. You fill me with clever-envy.

1st gen CR-X.

Thank you for all the info, L.B. All this root talk inspired me to look up a non-Cynogenmod solution. I found one last night but the steps get excessively more complicated because I use Mac.

I sure did. I read up on it and everything pointed to Cyanogenmod being the best option. Guess what? Not available for my phone! I can't win.

Samsung Exhibit 4G on T-Mo. I’m pretty unhappy but it’s not a simple Android vs. iOS deal.

Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart got a little brown boxer puppy and named it Bear.

Your description is spot-on. The hood dipping below the horizon of the headlights screams old Honda. It's tasteful and evocative without going to the retro well.

And brakes! What's the appeal of not being able to stop?

I heard the actual radio interview. EDIT: I originally said 'it's even more brutal' but hadn't read the full article. Still a good listen, though.

@Professional_Bastard:

Wiiiiiitch! Only one who conjures the dark spirits could turn this sow into an attractive vehicle. Back… stay back, I say.