I am shocked that the AV Club would take this stance on Fincher’s project. Shocked.

I just want Beta Ray Bill

I must say that the “let’s go over apologies with a fine toothed comb to decide if its sincere” stage of outrage cycles is almost certainly the most annoying part of the ritual. Like, it probably shouldn’t be that surprising to anyone that apologies that are in response to angry social media campaigns are not “sincere.…

Good job Anne, high fi-- or, whatever you have!

Ray Fisher’s talking loud and saying little style of delivering his plight doesn’t make him a sympathetic figure either.

Are these details? The statement still has no specifics despite what the article title says. Really its a variation of what he has said before. If anything it reads as if it was filtered through a PR person who wrote a better copy of Fisher’s previous statements on this.

You go over the same shit on every article that’s even tangentially related to South Park. Chill.

“Why do Stan and Kyle hang out with Cartman” is the absolute dumbest criticism of South Park I’ve ever heard and I’m pretty sure you are 100% alone in being outraged at *that* of all things. 

I just love how when you don’t ‘get’ something, you have to resort to sexist, classist slams against it.

Grow up.

I’m all braced for the lambasting for disagreeing with the mob; but what is so funny about a woman lip synching Donald Trump?

I'm so excited! And yet, I am so scared.

All of those are terrible ideas. What the hell? Of course that would get rejected

Uh huh.

So here’s the thing. Your MO here—literally for years—is to figure out ways to criticize people for not being sufficiently woke, usually by implying that because they posted a comment that didn’t include a full-throated condemnation of the behavior at hand, they are therefore pro-bigotry, or minimizing the…

Yes, yes, you’re the only one with a social conscience, we’re all well aware of that now. No one likes you and you don’t contribute anything useful, funny, insightful, or interesting here. Go away. *makes impatient shooing motions*

I thought we had you transferred to Gizmodo.

fuck you i am, pussy

Whoa, we got the morality police here.

I don’t know, even if he is a republican *gasp*, I’d probably still take Pratt over Pine, Pratt at least gave us Andy. Pine gave us an incredibly dull Captain Kirk.

With the way Hollywood’s brightest stars rushed to coddle Chris Pratt last night, you’d think the actor had been accused of sexual harassment by a D-lister or something

WTF is you issue exactly? It’s a small business owner saying that we need a plan to deal with the pandemic so that it is safe to open again. JFC