She was insufferable.

Actually, it will be an Israeli playing a Greek - and if I remember correctly, the first Ptolemaic ruler who bothered to learn the local language.

I don’t think “firmly liberal” really describes him. He’s more like a bemused contrarian who has contempt for sanctimony and preciousness in all its forms. He rejects the idea that it is mandatory to agree with or embrace any prevailing idea and pretty clear rejects what he thinks of as PC culture even if he doesn’t…

Who the hell shows up here to post some lame shit like that? Bad form, dude.

Sounds to me like you’re a hipster bootlicker.

A follow up: Has he deposited the check yet?

“I don’t want to be part of any room full of adults hemming and hawing over plastic trophies.”

Ordinarily I’d be all about someone calling out the Oscars’ bullshit, but this just reeks of an edgelord emo teen screaming in your face “Look how much I keep it real with how dark and edgy I am! LOVE ME!”

The first Star Wars trilogy films are 121, 124, and 132 minutes. If she finds them boring and didn't like them, fair enough, but we're not exactly talking about Berlin Alexanderplatz here.

While reading Dre’s Wikipedia page I came across this pertinent sentence: “In 1988, Dre and Jenita Porter had a son named Andre Young Jr. In 1990, Porter sued Dre, seeking $5,000 of child support per month.”

Who in the world needs two million dollars a month? That’s just crazy talk.

I’m sure they’d hate to have Jim Carrey on SNL for four years straight. 

And thanks to the monsters at South Park, The Libertarian party got a shocking 3.29% of the vote. THE DAMAGE THEY HAVE DONE CANNOT POSSIBLY BE OVERSTATED

For fucks sake, Stan and Kyle are 8-9 years old, and for that matter, NOT REAL!  

Good. I’m glad someone finally said how corrupted our culture is due to this show. Now if only someone could point to the rise in gun violence and equate it to the popularity of violent video games, I think we’d be set. 

That tweet is truly a hot take that would make Helen Lovejoy proud!

The fact that a podcast sponsored by an ice cream company is hosted by someone named Carvell is beautiful. 

I can’t be angry at people being born to assholes. That wasn’t so much in their control, I mean did you pick your parents or family? If so how?

Good to know there’s someone else out there on the internet who’s got my back, ready to strap up with an SKS and surplus Yugoslavian gas mask and rain down ammo on a fatboy Nazi militia YouTube photo op when the revolution comes.

The monocle popping around this song is bizarre to me. I want to ask the people who think this is a new level of filth flarn filth where they were when “Oochie Wally Wally” came out, and I want to ask the people who think it’s some kind of breakthrough in feminist sexuality where they were when Lil Kim was around.