Instead of an Italian tune up a Wife tune up “Pump the brakes” on what ever you are doing.

He can get his money back for that school, there was a class-action about it.

Wait ‘til he sees Dannis’ classic articles

Or “Chicken Fried Steak”?

Oh man, if you think THIS is a misuse of time and effort, the Dennis Lee back catalog has some Hellrasiser-esque delights to show you.

“Man cooks normal scampi dish” doesn’t get clicks, I don’t think you should be taking this article too seriously

don’t forget this classic:

[Dealer]: Shit. How much is this gonna cost me?

He can always go to Japan, where they will fix him with gold.

So “Gran Coupe” is German for Camry. 

Neither Minis nor explosives were involved though.  F&F definitely fits the tone of the robbery more than IJ would fit the location.

I don’t think I’ve ever known anyone at work as well as you all know each other. And I met my wife at work. I’m either in the wrong line of work or the right one. 

Tim, you rock.

or you could just eat a dick, Joe.

If your system cant handle a cheeseburger and fries, consider seeing a doctor.

So, what you’re saying is- The age of regular people being able to buy one is long gone?

Sorry, but saying ‘actually helped’ after 26 people were brutally murdered, in a church, is insane.

62 miles was in 3 minutes.

such awesome footage ruined by a.d.d. editing. would love to see more nascar vs formula d car action but these clips jump so fast its hard to get a feel for whats really going on.

I love how there is some kind of Meme worthy hate for Jalopnik. I saw someone ranting the other day because HOW DARE “Jerklopnik” (lol) post the info about the Z4s price and then not change their title instantaneously when new information came out.