Yeah I fucking hate racists. If you need me to be civil to a racist cunt in order to align with non-racist viewpoints then you’re a fucking shithead who can go fuck himself too.

Boltman can’t breathe! Oh no!

Boltman is thrusting in the direction of the problem!

Boltman says a lot of things...

When I can just buy a car like I buy literally anything else, the world will have truly become a little bit better.

Direct sales is really starting to sound like a good idea.

I mean he’s from St. Louis. Statistically, he’s racist.

So many words, and not mention of Saddam A Go Go. FOR SHAME!

“you treat your stepmother with respect Pantera” is still one of the funniest fuckin lines ever.

Mike Matheny then immediately ordered his pitcher to bean the next nacho vendor he could find. The plan backfired on Matheny when he realized he just created loaded nachos instead.

Hating the Patriots is not biased, it’s just good sense.

Salty as fuck

Charlie Sheen’s gun was a candy bar the whole time.

“13 Assassins is brutal, exciting work of old-school filmcraft, and it has one of the most detestable villains that’s ever been put on film. If you haven’t seen it, I cannot recommend it highly enough.”

Does no one have Potbelly’s? No doubt Jersey Mike’s is the best cold sandwich joint, although last time I was there I was alarmed by how many hot sandwiches are on the board these days, but it’s gotta be Potbelly for best overall.

I’ve been saying this for years: Fuck fans. You don’t own shit, you didn’t do shit, you’re just a customer. You don’t like the product anymore, go shop somewhere else. You’re not entitled to a goddamn thing.

Y’all remember the Evo name didn’t exclusively apply to the Lancer, right? Jalopnik has even written about it before. Take a look at this bad mother.

Here is perhaps the most sobering thought about car sales as a career: everyone in the profession can be replaced by a well-crafted web interface.

I thought it was an Ipecyrrhic victory.

And you clearly don’t read because it was stated that the cop made an “educated guess” on the person’s speed and the cop was going below the speed limit when he was passed.