As other folks have said in the thread, I wouldn’t buy the Switch for a young kid. I can’t slip it into my pocket, the 3DS has some amazing games and continues to do so, the dual screen thing is still unique, setting it apart from the Switch — so many things.

“Slave cabin? Um, I think you mean On-Premise Worker Habitat.”

Porn.

I use it on my 3DS and Vita to log in to guest wi-fi and agree to their terms. Not being able to do that on the Switch could be an issue; I planned on hitting Starbucks and playing a little Splatoon or Mario Kart on my lunch breaks. Hopefully they’ll get some sort of rudimentary web browser up soon.

#hasbeentriedbeforewithoutgreatsuccess