I did the exact same thing once at The Cheesecake Factory. You should have seen the look on that god damn kid's face when I bought up all the cheesecakes in the place. The resulting Chapter 7 bankruptcy was so worth it

[George whistles, quietly ignoring the many white non-Muslim individuals who have gone batshit on planes, tried to open doors at altitude, tried to break into the cockpit, been restrained and arrested after an emergency landing.]

Time Magazine, like every other player in the flailing and failing print industry, puts the person most likely to sell magazines on the cover of the "most influential" issue. If anyone honestly believes that Beyonce is more influential in the global sphere than, I don't know, actual world leaders, I would recommend…

Pretty sure its a toaster

Pull this handle?

Lucky the feds have that whole southern border thing under control and can waste their time on hyper important things. Good job ICE!!

Because Patricia, basically.

Did anyone really need to see the picture menu of the African American woman and the white woman standing below their respective signs?

It is one of Tripoli's many abandoned jets. It is missing an engine and you can see them here: 32°40'36.03" N 13°09'10.74" E

That'll buff out.

The fact that he was a great pilot aside, this guy kind of sounds like a douche-bag.

Who fucking cares? Stop being a killjoy. They're supporting our team. I don't claim to follow soccer all year long because I don't like it that much. It's like the Olympics, no one fucking watching track & field all year but they'll root on our athletes representing us in the games. It's the same with soccer. It was a…

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It's funny because he has dark skin!!!

But Lindy, how could you leave out the best song?

Down perishcope, shtarbord shixteen degreesh.

Impreshive

Cool... thank you for sharing which cars you don't like and never liked.