Goddamn right.
Dance for me! Dance, my puppets! I AM A GOLDEN GOD!
MLB defines a swing as “an attempt to strike at the ball.” This was no attempt other than an attempt by the ump to screw the guy for having fun.
And boom goes the dynamite.
That’s when you punch them in the fucking head and say “DON’T EVER grab something from me like that. The next time you won’t get up”.
HA! I’m from Binghamton and they recently changed the name of the team from the better, Binghamton Mets, to the awful new Rumble Ponies. The recent change in their ownership probably didn’t want to license the Mets name anymore. Either way they still suck.
God save us from asshole umpires
When they say, “gimme that” and take your phone, you should do the same with their wallet or purse. They’re probably worth about the same (including debit/credit cards), so it should teach them a lesson about basic respect for others’ property.
Bugs Bunny school of Changeups
Looks like Binghamton’s rebranding is really filling the seats. Almost as well as Hartford’s.
Lesson for the kids out there: Don’t try to make baseball fun.
The announcers’ reaction is fantastic. “You little kidder, you’ve been found out!”
Everyone who posts, “Why doesn’t someone step in and stop that idiot from being an idiot?” in stories like this one: this is why.
I guess “not handing someone your phone” only works for me.
That is funny, Michaelangelo’s professor said the same thing..... “Michaelangelo, they’re artistic, but...”
An art professor. Offended by nudity. Really?
Despite their differences, both guys went home after the match and had their dicks sucked by dogs.
The TT is, by far, the ballsiest race on the planet. But I think it is only a matter of time before they shut the whole thing down. The fatalities are just too much for today’s society to accept.
I don’t recall mentioning batteries were a better solution?
They never broke on me, and I had 4 cars with them (wife had 1, nothing ever went wrong).