Lol sitting with their joystick...uhm...console.

The author literally talks about getting to navigate during the 2015 Baja 1000 in the second paragraph lol

Nah, what she’s gonna do? Meekly built loser.

“Fart sounds”

Was it a joke tho? Look at this guy thinking he’s a comedian or something. Keep clowning bro, we are here to protect the children from your archaic ways.

Describes the poor mother as “meekly built” then takes the opportunity in her social posts to talk about how buff she is, despite all the haters that said she’s too muscular (LIKE A MAN...GROSS)(Self-Affirmation FTW). Cute moment and cool action on her part but everything else contributed beyond the action comes…

How would you know Jodito? Like jeez

A damn bloodbath it will be..

Tried and true techniques:

Crazy? Absolutely not. Hopeless? Absolutely. If you’re convinced your palate can only accept chicken then you’re SOL for most fine dining, like whats the point? Going out to new/high-end restaurants is supposed to broaden your horizons and allow you to discover new tastes and dishes (aided by some personal courage) to…

Starship Troopers is a masterpiece.

What? Dammit I knew I should have listened to her, BRB I need to prepare for Titanfall.

Yeah, the girl in the beginning in end of Telltale’s game on the Fables franchise (Wolf among us) had that “ribbon-head fall of” thing as well as all the other fable stripper/hookers(?) that were under the control of the Crooked man.

Woof.

Do cats have snouts?