Dick “Night Train” Lane, Mel Gray, Herman Moore, Dick LeBeau, and Lomas Brown were all really good. Couple in the Hall of Fame.

You forgot to mention the latest Lions indignity, when the Colts had the opportunity to reclaim bonus money to their generational offensive talent who retired unexpectedly they said “Keep it, thank you for everything!” If that pill popping fail-son can do the right thing, why can’t my team.

The Detroit Lions are sore losers even in articles where they aren’t the topic. Now that’s on-point marketing for you.  You can’t buy bad publicity like that; you have to charge for it.

I support Kenny; I support the player protests. Quite honestly, they’re bringing attention to my story. So, let’s talk about that. I’m the son of immigrants, I’m black, I grew up poor.

Maybe Im just biased, but for some reason used Mercedes’ scare me much more than any other brand 

That’s some JV shit right there.

This is clearly some form of weird Stockholm syndrome holdover from all those years on those suck-ass Tigers teams.

Name fucking checks out. Jesus Christ.

Same shit that people do on Amtrak if you eat chips too loud in the Quiet Car. It won’t stop people from doing what they do, but at least I’d feel secure knowing some faceless institution supported me in rooting out these shitbags.

“Recently I have noticed a lot of people responding to text messages using the “Thumbs Up” emoji. Every time I receive this as a response to a text message it makes me furious.”

Jugs? She can’t be more than a B cu -

“...on a secluded two lane stretch, I misjudged a curve ran out of talent had a great #marketing idea, took it too fast and my bike went off the road and faked an accident.”

Am I pronouncing the Ferrari SUV right... Poontang? Is that accurate? Poontang.

You know who’s out to get me the most? Lord of the flies Patrick George and his Lincoln Aviator of lies! It’s going to be a beautiful recession, one of the best. And I’m going to make China pay for the whole thing! Watch how much coal our soybean farmers sell now, George. SAD!

It comes and goes. Just like Brandy’s Tinder matches.

“Country music is a hate crime” should be a bumper sticker.

And like Dallas, Brandy’s not gonna get a ring any time soon.

I think you’re underrating “Hawaiian Tebow.” Sneaky good burn there.

“Hey, I wish there was a city that had Dallas’s urban planning, but also drunken bachelorettes!”