I mean, a Cosby-sized candle would literally be pretty big, I would hope the news would cover that story.

Certainly! I was playing on the (more often than not meaningless) epithet "Cultural Marxist." I wasn't sure how many folks would get that reference though, hence why I put "Marxist" in strikethrough.

It's a tremendous post and everyone's been telling me how great it is.

You are but one of the many Cultural Marxists Calvinists who frequents this site.

I think part of the fun ran out when every /b/tard still thought the board was a super-secret clubhouse that the likes of Wired and G4 couldn't - nay, shouldn't - ever know about. (Not that the endless "HURRR LET'S RAID THIS SITE" threads really helped keep the secret, but whatever.)

…and you realize…in horror…

"Implied," @BoyishHips:disqus…or implode?

I miss the days when Pepe was simply exclaiming the virtue(s) of peeing with your pants pulled all the way down.

Not very proactive, either.

he'd be on there every night saying "Hillary is poised to be the Greatest President this nation has ever seen."

No. In fact, you died 20 years ago, and that thought was just an illusion cooked up by your dying brain.

And then he roughs up the perp.

Excuse me, are you saying "boo" or "Booradley Cooper"?

How could you forget the businessman (I think in New York) who was still filing paperwork right when the giant laser hit? That was such an absurd moment! Like, the aliens are here and it's really spooky and even if they aren't gonna destroy stuff then your paperwork coulda waited until later!

Great for weight-loss; I mean, the pound(s) just dropped!

I say "mid-oughts," or "the oughts" for the whole decade.

They should've done it Transformers: The Movie-style. Introduce new characters in the film who are voiced by more recognized actors, keep the characters in the series but voiced by regular VAs.

Ahhh man, really? That sucks, because I really like The Moody Blues. :/

Shut up, DAD

Well right, he lives right near the Danger Zone, not in the Danger Zone proper. But nobody's heard of where he lives, so it's just easier to say that he lives in the Danger Zone because people have heard of that. I mean, what name is on the map: Danger Zone or Oak Hill? See what I mean? He's not trying to be…