Good gravy! She's gorgeous.

Hello nurse!

Fuck that shit! I love women with short hair. Hell I love women with long hair. I don't give two fucks. It's friggin' hair. Short hair women are the raddest!

Yes! Yes! Yes!

No. No it doesn't.

Man my tablet can not type for shit. Pardon the typos.

Okay, I'm in love with my girlfriend and treiffied to her. Ever since my I've been very guarded with my feelings so I'm having trouble spitting it out. What should I do? Help jezies!

Dean motherfucking Ambrose!!! God I can't wait for him to solo. His promos his indy days are epic.

I dated a women who used the shake weight. The jobs were to die for. I firmly believe that's sole purpose.

They are boobtastic! The kittens are safe for today.

If that's his girlfriend I swear I'm gonna punch a kitten!

As a current unemployed boyfriend I for one think it sucks! My girlfriend is super understanding since I am a full time student, so that helps. Seriously I never thought going to school would make it so hard to find a job. Doesn't help I live in Florida where everything is fucked. I got approved for unemployment, but…

You're friend sounds like good people. Break-ups no matter what suck. It's rejection no matter how you cut it. It's cliched, but when one door closes another one opens. Keep your head up. I highly recommend listening to so Ghostface Killha in times like these.

My long term relationship ended early this year. It sucked! It was out of the blue and made question everything about myself. Fast forward nine months later I'm happier than I've ever been. Still miss her from time to time, but it's only because I lost my best friend and pizza buddy. I heard pretty much everything you…

You'd literally have to workout all day. That and a shit ton of carbs and protein.

Hello recently single man here. Basically what you're saying is go get a life and join a club? Sounds good.

The circle of life.

Don't worry about it. People are too damn sensitive. Every generation whines and complains about the next.

As a guy they suck. I can't imagine them feeling any better for women. The women I've been with have used were not fans. Just seems easier to wear a regular old condom.

Son, shut the fuck up.