Oh! That reminds me..I took my sister in law to see Howard the Duck (an abomination). She was about 12 years old. During one pivotal moment in the movie, she said out loud, "If she fucks the duck, I'm out of here." Th entire audience died laughing.

"No biggie for me; it would have been 84 interminable seconds of chugging Draino and 'please kill me now' that I'd never get back,"

Oh really? Well then she made a good choice by not wasting both her time and yours. Seeing you just admitted you would have been an ungrateful little shit.

Sheen is lashing out like an…

I take comfort in the fact that the greedy won't make it into heaven. So Phil and the rest of his clan who put on their hickface routine and slap their names on every single piece of bric-a-brac they can con the Wal Mart crowd into buying will spend eternity with the rest of us heathens.

It's interesting — others have mentioned that Hart trots out his cheating ways in his standup routines all the time. So in a way, he also rehashes that part of their lives whenever he needs to put out another special and seems to benefit handsomely from it. Torrei is promoting a show and is undoubtedly getting…

The list of things I'd do for that dollar amount is long, humiliating, and notarized.

"5yrs of us being 3gether"

I certainly think men want the extra credit for being not-assholes. They will not find it here.

Why do we praise men and women who brag about paying child support or that they go "above and beyond what the court orders"?

...the biggest shitheads in the world are closeted gay men.

Even without the actions that qualify as sexual assault, I'm really tired of people acting like high school students are not old enough to be held accountable for grabbing and shoving and otherwise non-consensually touching other people as a "joke," or that this behavior is somehow less serious in a school setting…

Spoken like a true bully.

He's got that look that makes me want to back away slowly.

"...stick up for THEM DAMN SELVES." "Them damn selves." Say that out loud a few times. So he's not only a turd, but a turd with a tenuous grasp of grammar. Oh, and probably one with a history of bullying.

Well, when I say they didn't make it very clear, I don't mean that it was ambiguous. Just that in this particular context, they probably should have anticipated that people would be feeling sympathy for the victim, and perhaps not reading especially carefully, and they probably should have gone out of their way to…

Yes and no. In general, reports of abusive behaviors in prison are overblown; I did time at minimum security and medium security (because my minimum prison was closed during my sentence due to FL budget cuts, many minimum security inmates were moved next door to a mixed medium/high security prison) prisons, and there…

GUYS: It sounds like a lot of people aren't reading this carefully enough. It sounds like these kids verbally threatened to penetrate the kid, but didn't actually penetrate him. What they DID (allegedly) do was this:

Rapists don't have a look, but rapists who are more likely to not actually be punished do. And that is affluent white dudes.

Bullying? yes. But it is also rape.

I would love for one time a commenter detailing how they were the bully or more so, THEIR OWN CHILD IS A BULLY. I have yet to ever read about someone admitting their precious snowflake is a complete asshole. I would venture that majority of the time, the asshole bully has asshole parents. Really, any time a child is…