I would be afraid to walk around with a gun in public. What if someone thinks you are nuts and they have a gun and they shoto you? What if the cops shoot you? What if someone wants to steal if from you? What if someone takes as an invitation to start with you?

Argh....for $400 a pop, couldn't they have hung the back drop straight?

Oh come on. She could at least smize.

It's amazing that anyone would want to be photographed with Lavigne. Granted, I've never been to Brazil, but I assumed they had a 6 hour time difference. I didn't realize it was 2002 down there.

Never let the plebeians get too close...

Sorry, not quite classy enough.

And then of course, the hypocrisy that once that child is born the woman who birthed them is somehow at fault for systemic problems and should be scorned for asking for "entitlements". So the child's life is only really of concern while in-utero to those who call themselves "pro-life."

The only time it's appropriate to talk about the death penalty and abortion is to point out the hypocrisy of the "Pro-Life" movement. A lot of politicians/supporters of "pro-life" bullshit support the death penalty and aggressive military measures overseas. Hence, they are not in fact "pro life" they are anti-abortio…

Easy solution: don't accept food from people you don't know well. If someone is that worried about potential allergies, it wouldn't make sense to accept something they didn't make at all. The people I know who have nut allergies ONLY eat food they have made because it's too easy for contamination to occur

My dad and his brother used to share a bus ride to (elementary? middle?) school with this awful, awful girl. She was the biggest bully to every one, especially terrorizing younger kids. She ALSO would force people to give her their food if they brought it on the bus. So my dad and uncle made special brownies. The…

But really, how stupid would these bullies have to be to eat something given to them by someone they've been tormenting? Or are they so entitled that they can't imagine anyone wanting to get back at them?

Caught on tape.

Not that they deserve semen-filled cupcakes, but I mean, if you're gonna accept homemade food from that girl that you treat like shit... Don't be so surprised?

Beware of bullied girls bearing gifts.

CUMCAKES.

Never put a gift cupcake in the mouth.

This just cured both my sore throat and my depression.

Walk in freezer or orchestra pit. Take your pick.

OK, I AM NOT BODY SNARKING.