Q: Talking about this, which relationship do you have to your body? Because I remember when you played, you put maybe, to me, too many muscles on you. And now you look perfect.

Yeah well fuck you and everyone else for trying to get in the way of my all-bee diet.

the only thing worse than getting hit by a bus is getting hired by one... FOLKS

I suggest a new strategy... let the Rockies win

Wish Brandt would have gone to Liverpool, but since he’s staying in Germany I’m glad he went to Dortmund instead of Bayern.  Bayern are one of the most insufferably arrogant outfits in all of Europe, and anything that gives their rivals a chance to knock them down a rung is always welcome.

If they were really going all in, they could have broke the bank and splurged on a different Leverkusen player. But I guess if you’re Dortmund, you can’t Havertz all...

I’d add to this that Dortumund’s chances are enhanced by who Bayern is at the moment. This season felt really weird as it is a team where a lot of the core players are aging out and is clearly heading in to a rebuilding phase, but didn’t really seem to make that many moves to start that process despite just getting a…

I actively follow combat sports and I agree with you.

This leaves a real opening for MSESPNBC.

BUT IT’S THE LAND OF FIRE

Deulofeu. He means Gerard Deulofeu.

+1 Bellerophon beer-a-thon

Improbable as the expected favorite

You’re puzzled as to how one of the greatest and most famous clubs in all of the sport are financially healthy?

No, of course not. For one thing, the rookies would still have to fit under the salary cap. Second, even when teams like LA and NY have high draft picks, they screw them up more often than they get them right. So yeah, the Knicks would probably get Zion, but what if he turns out to be more hype than star while Ja…

Now that the Court has concluded that the Videos were illegally obtained and subject to suppression, it follows that the public has no right to access these materials—which materials never should have never come into existence in the first place.

Not discussed enough is how devastating the lottery was for the Phoenix Suns. They needed a point guard in the worst way. Now only are they not getting Ja Morant, but they’re probably not getting the kid from Vanderbilt either. Colby White isn’t good enough to be the co-pilot to Booker.

Dome Hockey is severely underrated.

“Mohammed, there goes that Ramadan!”