Agree on Russ. Klay’s inclusion over Gobert was surprising too–he’s been back to normal (i.e. an All-Star) the past two or three weeks, but he scuffled for a good 25-30 games. Both Russ & Klay got in on reputation over Gobert, which blows. 

Rudy got interviewed for a feature while getting a pedicure and has a lightning bolt etched into his hair. He doesn’t give a fuck what Ballkicker & Permanent Veteran’s Minimum Injury Insurance Claim thinks.

He’s got the best win shares in the league, lost a spot to Russ’s bricks, and missed out a bonus that’s 46% of…

If Draymond was any more of a dick he’d have to kick himself in the head. 

Qatar steam-rolled the entire competition, going undefeated in group play with a goal difference of +10 before nipping by...

And that’s how Drew got hurt.

*Ahem*

Almirón fits Newcastle coach Rafa Benítez’s counter-attacking style; though he’s considered a number 10 attacking midfielder, Almirón is not a creative player in the vein of other number 10s like Isco or Mesut Ozil. Instead, he’s more of a modern breed of midfielder, using his speed and positional awareness to beat…

Or... Hello kids, I am Khabib Nurmagomedov. You may remember me from such educational films as “Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun” and “Firecrackers: The Silent Killer”  But today I’m here to talk about Bullying!  

What about Ariaga! Ariaga II! Bariaga! Aruglia! And Pizzoza!?

Sriracha is the best hot sauce. I actually like a lot of different ones for different purposes (tabasco or cholula on eggs, frank’s wing sauce, etc.), but Sriracha is the best. It’s thicker, spicier, made from peppers and not just a vinegar/salt mix like a lot of others. If I could only have one hot sauce, this would…

Sriracha is the best hot sauce. I actually like a lot of different ones for different purposes (tabasco or cholula…

After a brief glance

Out of curiosity, why is it that Tottenham’s Lucas Moura is “confirmed fascist Lucas Moura,” while Neymar is still just “Neymar,” even though they both supported Bolsonaro?

While I and most others writing about him now, after the hotly contested courtship that involved pretty much all the game’s biggest clubs finally came to a close when Barcelona announced yesterday that they’d won the Ajax man’s hand in marriage for a hefty €75 million (the ceremony is set for this coming summer), have…

Browns Marketing Executives: “Well, that #dp promotion sure didn’t work. I wonder how our new Browns-branded debit card with unlimited withdrawals from automated teller machines is being received on social media. Hey Kyle, let’s put the feed back up but change the search to Brown ATM, ok?”

At least his passion for soccer isn’t receding.

Tom Brady is hypoallergenic!

I want to give Andy the benefit of the doubt, I’m assuming he was trying to elicit a response in kind of “VEGANS CAN EAT SHIT”

You can just be you and not know anything about sports, Kevin, if you really want to

If it weren’t vegetarian, they wouldn’t call it “tossing salad”.

The miserable change now at my end
Lament nor sorrow at; but please your thoughts
In YouTubing them with those my former highlight clips
Wherein I lived, the greatest prince o’ the world of Syracuse,
The noblest Nugget; and do now not basely die,
Not cowardly put off my headband to
My countryman,—a Rocket by a Rocket
Valiantl…