Thousands of Wharram catamarans have been built with the outboard design and have sailed around the world. They are very safe and serviceable compared to prop shafts and inboard diesels. There are rescue safety boats that also use the design.

Big cars make you manly.

I suspect he is about to learn that ‘just sue and get lots of nuisance money’ is an urban legend.

Pardon me; I should specify - under what actual legal theory of liability?

Yep. He saw that the numbers were attached to tomorrow’s drawing and figured there was at least one lawyer that’d take the very slim odds on this case on a contingency basis. The typical contingency fee is around a third of whatever is won so they’d be looking at ~$112M plus whatever could be derived from “damages”.…

I saw a video the other day where it was a guy making fun of his girlfriend. “Say what you just said again”, he told her. “My iPhone battery is dying and I don’t know why.” He then took her phone and went to swipe close every background app, all while laughing at her in a kind of amazement. “How many apps do you have…

Under what theory of liability?  

Yep, he definitely saw the website on January 6 with numbers that said they were for the January 7 drawing. Then he went out and bought a ticket with those numbers just so he could try to get an easy settlement out of a frivolous suit like this.

Oh stop it. I’m from CNY, and plenty of great wing places there had breaded wings.

That was true for a relatively short period of time before Apple allowed apps to run in the background. Apps can now skirt the 10-second shutdown requirement through various means, including responding to push notifications, accessing Bluetooth and/or location services, etc. These apps will absolutely run in the…

I’ve observed more than a few instances

I have literally never done this except on misbehaving apps.

Expecting Taylor swift to fly commercial is a bit dramatic.

Again, good joke saying that APPLE has failed as a business.

Apple could be just as profitable selling laptops less frequently if the profit margin on each laptop is higher than it was before. Since they’re now manufacturing their own chips that is almost certainly the case.

I have never burned my mouth on a Pop-Tart. What kind of nuclear-powered toasters are other people using to get them that hot?

lol good one. “Apple has failed as a business,” sure bud.

I would say no since this has been happening for a long time

Why does that mean that Macs are dying?

Couldn’t it just mean that Macs are so good that they are lasting longer than ever, and therefore people are buying them less frequently?

Mac computers and laptops are a dying breed

Speak for yourself. I find him to be a loveable old rude bastard, and I would miss his ridiculousness very much. The world needs clowns, and he doesn’t take himself as seriously as you think he does.