Getting two extra bases because someone doesn’t know what’s going on is called “The Stanford Swimmer.”

Regardless of whether or not the allegations against him are true, don’t have him on your show, ABC.

That’s funny, you’re being Trump! Very subtle but well done.

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with going to the zoo as an adult with no kids. Anyone who says otherwise is a communist.

I mean what’s so different about that hypothetical squad and the Sixers teams led by Iguodala and Jrue Holiday a few years back?

I think they made her a little taller for this version.

Most people.

Hey, there’s an idea: lens caps that look like the lens front element.

Not sure why you're even bringing that up when the cost of the Chromebook is cheaper than an AppleCare plan.

Is this your first time on Deadspin?

It's a fabrication about majors. It was a pun, dummy.

1.) Larry David had nothing to do with Arrested Development.

Exactly, these are really useful - I use Square, which is essentially the same thing but allows me to pay a lot more vendors and requests less info.

Because results matter. If Odor had broken Bautista’s cheekbone with that punch, he’d get more than 8 games. If he had missed the punch, he would have gotten fewer.

That stock photo, ironically, has an ill-fitting jacket (the sleeves are too long and the whole thing just looks baggy).

Click link, see illustration

John Oliver was the first person to suggest owners build their own stadiums....in 2015?

That’s...not how plagiarism works.

I am shocked someone in this video is fat.