wow.

I recently made my wife, who is 38, watch this for the first time.

First of all: false equivalence, unless you’re referring to stores that sell Christmas decorations AND murder protesters, man, woman, and child alike; steal land and erect settlements; deny basic resources like water and electricity and medical care to a disenfranchised sovereign people; etc., then, no. I do not shop…

Please note that I in no way complained about the existence of a Jewish state. I am opposed to ALL ethno-states and theocracies, because they have a tendency to generate apartheid situations for their minority populations.

Um... so... I’m just gonna do this:

Counterpoint: Melissa’s not-recurring-often-enough inappropriate dirty talk sketches are fantastic, and she’s hilariously adorable in them.

More of a golden ass than calf, but, your point stands.  Firmly.

Initially read the headline as “Republicans Can’t Even Get Through a Lynch Without Squabbling...” and was more pissed that the verb “lynch” hadn’t been gerund-ed to function as a noun than I was surprised by the statement itself.

There’s a lot of flame-spray going on in this thread, so, as measuredly as possible:

Well, to be fair, you can’t count on them NOT to, either.

This is a good tip, and it works similarly well with large knives!

Probably hallucinating a friggin’ t-bone...

I suspect you mean Satanic Temple sympathies, yes?

Oh, man. I haven’t heard this idea before and... I think I like it!

Unspoken information on Average Anna:

Or a bear/shark/gaze-of-hungry-and-rabid-raccoons attack.

He’s not allowed to have it because I’m reserving it for my own use, but:

Excluding overseas destinations and doing the fiscal and temporal math, if the drive is up to 8 or 9 hours: I will always opt for the drive.

Style point, which I’m fairly certain I picked up from Strunk and White years ago: use and utilize are not interchangeable. Use means to employ an object for its intended purpose, whereas utilize means to employ an object for something other than its intended purpose.

You know damned well Led Zeppelin is more American than both of those bands put together.