I mean, not to be that guy, but also to totally be that guy:

Interestingly enough: I am assuming the voodoo to which you are referring is Louisiana or Creole Voodoo, which is actually (I think) a syncretism of Haitian Vodou, Deep Southern Hoodoo, and Catholicism — which is perhaps why is it believably more powerful than any other discrete practice’s mysticisms?

Spot-the-fuck-on: “allegedly being investigated.”

The thing that makes me sad? She doesn’t say “impeccably-credentialed, well-respected, peer-reviewed geneticist.” She says “famous.” That, more than anything else in the tweet or event, speaks volumes for why we are where we are.

Not gonna lie: kind of really enjoyed this flick.

Not to be too much of a pedant, but: you’re mocking the wrong branch of Christianity. At the very least, Catholics are very literally expected to 1) feel contrition for doing bad things, 2) confess those bad things in order to seek redemption, and 3) DO PENANCE after steps 1 and 2. Granted, a few Hail Mary-s is hardly…

The United States doesn’t negotiate with terrorists; it sells weapons to them -- internationally, and domestically.

I’m somewhat ashamed that I got it as quickly as I did...

You and me, both. I was all (to myself), “don’t click... don’t click... you don’t want to find out how much the baby drank.” Click.

“Repeatedly Credibly-Accused Serial Attempted-Rapist (and known perjurer) Justice Kavanaugh”

Yes, he was, for eight altogether-too-brief years, some questionable policy decisions (drones) and all — and we did not deserve him.

Also, it’s worth noting that it’s not really a tax break in a net sense. You’re not saving any money; you’re just re-directing assets away from the government to your charities of choice.

I don’t know how they’re going to replace his character archetype — the heart and conscience of the team — with the current line-up. Maybe Bucky?  Maybe? 

Yeah, it may just be a factor of “why tilapia?!” when ahi, ono, mahimahi, and opakapaka are so readily available... which, to be fair, if you’ve ever had ono lightly poached in milk -- wowsers. 

You buried the real lede here: how the hell is any of this inspired by Polish heritage?!

I was going to buy tilapia, but my S.O. of Chinese descent and Hawai’ian upbringing saw me and forcefully informed me that it is trash fish that eats trash, and she had better not ever see me try to buy it again.

Fellow service member here: accountability and ownership.

I mean, I feel like the question you meant to ask was, “‘As a person who keeps three pounds of butter on hand at all times...’ Will you marry me?”

Just a quick note: I don’t know where you live, but the change you just made may have invalidated your ability to participate in primaries.

This didn’t feel too terribly stabby.