That would imply that I don’t love nachos or other foods that touch. I’m a case by case guy in that regard. But I don’t like mac salad and I don’t want my hamburger dumped where I need to cut it with a knife and fork. You’ve actually made the process of eating a burger more complicated. Might as well tell me to eat…

Has her career taken a nosedive?  I’d assumed she was still comedy royalty.  If it has taken a nosedive, I don’t think its because of her lack of talent.  She’s the poster-child for women’s empowerment in comedy, that position is way too much to bear for one person.

I just hope horrible horrible things weren’t done to that bear to make him do those things, and he’s just doing those things because he wants to. I don’t have the whole picture here. Maybe the bear came to them and said “I’d like to do some pre-game soccer stuff to pump up the crowds.”

Offside was the correct call. The rule is that two defending players need to be between the attacker and the goal line - usually the keeper stays near the line so it’s just a matter of watching the deepest-lying defender, but it’s still two guys behind the attacker. Karius was way out punching the ball, so when it…

I’m not defending anyone. I’m pointing out that this article is basically saying:

...How? She’s basically invisible until she’s within 20ft of a car on a 45MPH road. There’s no way in hell it’s stopping in time, and I’m not sure if it’s able to “panic swerve” around her in time.

I know a lot will disagree with me, but she should have passed them to him instead of trying to run them back.

I know, everything had to go Wright-Foreman of Hofstra.

You can lead a horse to water, then sue the fuck out of him if he doesn’t drink.

Per DOJ, within five years of release, about three-quarters (76.6 percent) of ALL released prisoners were rearrested.

Shoplifters keep shoplifting. Check forgers keep on forging checks. Drug possessors keep on using. Burglars have to keep busting into houses. DUI offenders keep drinking and driving. Sure I get the recidivism argument and it’s all pretty and such, but the fact is criminals all recidivise until they have something to…

Disagree. While the bat is smaller, so is the strike zone. Assuming the pitch is going to be somewhat close, you can cheat a little bit, like a swinging bunt. It won’t work every time, but you would eventually get one in play.

Also, no Alyssa in your Milano ranking nullifies your list.

I’m Italian, my wife is Jewish. Our son is a little kosher pepperoni.

This last year has been pretty goddamn insane.

Ketchup/catsup on a hotdog is blasphemous once you’re an adult (over 18).

Weird hobby. I really enjoy learning about criminals and serial killers, the psychology behind why they do horrible things fascinates me....And I don’t talk about that because it’s weird as fuck. Met a girl and she drunkenly went into a rant about why I shouldn’t be with her, citing numerous things but topped it off…