“...you’d just pull into your garage in your house, and plug the car in. Boom, done.”

I like your top 4 but baseball? No way. 8 of 18 players sit on a bench, while maybe 3-4 people are involved in a play. Most could play a double-header baseball outing but 90 minutes of soccer would exhaust most people.

Not paying $15 million of taxes is much different than not paying the taxes on $15 million worth of income. Change the title.

EPL 105 injuries over (20 teams, 17 roster spots) 340 players: 30% injury rate http://www.physioroom.com/news/english_premier_league/epl_injury_table.php

Surface area is a bad argument. You actually have to move to return a tennis serve (or get out of the way). With any 100mph baseball pitch (assumed strike), you could just stand there and bunt it (or take a swing across the middle) and make contact.

You’re giving them crap for using a lie detector test? They actually tried to determine the reality of the situation themselves and you’re not satisfied. Do you have a better suggestion than ‘not drafting him at all’?

If Ashley leaves Gizmodo, I will assume it’s because my ISP hired her to track everything about me...

I would love to see how this shows up on his W-2:

The NFL taking celebrations out of the game is like a columnist not ending a question with a question mark...

The man was 6 points shy of a quadruple double and had 5 blocks...no way is he overrated.