Nor should you

I’ve lied about having read Pride and Prejudice! I mostly got the gist of it from watching Bride and Prejudice! (which I only actually watched to perve on Martin Henderson!)

If he is brought down by emails I don’t think I can ever let that go.

Seeing as we’re all going to die very soon, I’d like to confess that I do watch the Big Bang Theory from time to time.

Tan suit. Don’t forget that.

He will be referenced for the rest of everyone’s lives until there is no longer a USA. Even then, the country will be mocked like any other failed country for having a leader so inept.

*crosses fingers* please be piss tape.

At this point, this shit is expected of him. For me, it’s more astounding that the entirety of the majority party of both Houses of Congress tacitly - if not explicitly - approves of this behavior.

You know what sucks? Besides the obvious. That even if trump gets kicked out of office and publicly ruined, all this shit has been put out there and exposed for the world to see. If the world was a neighborhood, we’re the family whose dad went outside jerked himself off and then took a huge dump on his next door…

No, he can’t. His belly is too large.

The leader of the free world is a scientist and she lives in Berlin.

I’ll eat my hat if he can even articulate “east” and not “over there”

Ahhh, that’s the stuff.... *inhales deeply* I’ve been on holiday and have dearly missed my Code 45*! Today was one goatfucker of a doozy, too. Hooo. It must have kept the oracular brain tangled up for some time before you could divine its meaning.

Donny “golf pants” would never reveal Classified information! to a foreign agent.

The leader of the free world doesn’t know what quotation marks are used for.

“Crooked Hillary Clinton’s top aid, Huma Abedin, has been accused of disregarding basic security protocols. She put Classified Passwords into the hands of foreign agents. Remember sailors pictures on submarine? Jail! Deep State Justice Dept must finally act? Also on Comey & others”

It’s covered elsewhere in the day.

Speaking of Trump’s big boy play days, this might’ve gotten lost in the holidays but remember that ridiculous box truck they used to block CNN’s view of Trump while he golfed?

Google is fake news. Not the results you get on Google. Google itself. Doesn’t exist. The Deep State just wants you to believe in it because that’s where the Benghazi emails are.

Don’t these idiots have staff who can google stuff for them though?