Funny. I was just looking at this meme.

In addition to being racist and all-around offensive as fuck, this is a stupid and useless idea. Boomers are retiring now. We need people in our work force now. Getting pregnant right this very second will do exactly jack shit to help this problem - if we don’t fix it with immigrant labor in the meantime, we’ll be so…

+100

Paul Ryan is actually calling for Rich White Women to have more babies. All other people do not count as Americans.

Okay, Paulie, if you want higher birth rates, here’s what you and your buddies in Congress need to implement:

Hey Paul Ryan:

Then get on board with paid maternity and paternity leave and universal healthcare, as well as education funding and social services.Oh, and livable wages so that people don’t have to use food stamps and other kinds of government assistance.

So like ... can I have maternity leave? Affordable prenatal care? Any treatment for my battered lady-bits after birth? Help with childcare? (My parents live very, very far away and I really like what I do for a living.) Will my daughters be able to get jobs where they won’t be harassed by their employers, or is their…

It probably depends on whether he gets a Fox gig or takes up a lucrative career giving private speeches. If it’s the latter, running for office every few years would raise his visibility.

Harsh words on materialism for a guy who spent that much time at the mall.

It’s already been made clear that NOT A FUCKING JUDGE YOU DONT KEEP A TITLE IF YOU GET FIRED Roy Moore would have to pay for a recount since HAS NOT BEEN FIRED FROM A GOVERNMENT JOB Doug Jones got more than twice the votes needed to prevent an official recount. Maybe Roy can sell his horse to pay for it, preferably to…

Too late. Senate Republicans have forcefully renounced Trump’s agenda by only voting with him about 99% of the time, and have offered unnecessarily harsh and scathing personal criticism by sometimes saying “No comment” or “I’m not sure I agree with the President” whenever Trump does things like defend white…

Here’s the deal:

Situation A:
Close race, but the loser knows she/he lost: Concede. Look like an honorable loser. Move on with your life. Let the nation/state move on with the victor.

Situation B:
Close race, the loser refuses to admit she/he lost: Demand recounts and wait for the official tally. Cost the taxpayers money…

“Today we no longer recognize the universal truth: that God is the author of our life and liberty. Abortion, sodomy, and materialism have taken the place of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.”

Nope.

Although Senate Republicans are now scared shitless about how Bannon will fuck up their party in 2018, I’m guessing they’re all really relieved that Moore isn’t going to be their colleague. Even the ones who are just fine with child molestation are glad they wouldn’t have to deal with this bullshit on a regular basis.

A little bit of all of the above, with a special emphasis on the second suggestion: Uncle Roy has threatened to run for Governor next year if his Senate bid falls through.

Does it matter if he concedes or not?