thebourneholioidentity
TheBourneholioIdentity
thebourneholioidentity

Save a Helicopter, Ride a Pilot.

I get my meal vouchers at work rejected if I don’t get my drinks and/or dessert on a separate bill. I’m in the wrong business.

Did MOTHER know about this Broke Back Mountain tryst?????

Old white people think America isn’t as good as it used to be (see: a black lesbian couple moved into their neighborhood) and Trump told them what they wanted to hear, which is “You’re right and it’s not your fault”

Abortion Jones.

I hate to break it to you, but 2018 is definitely going to be worse.

No love for the hereditary space sex-candle ghost? Or beverley having erotic dreams after reading her grandmother’s diary?

He didn’t even tell me to believe him, so how can I?!

There are few politicians I dislike more than Trent Franks. He is a self-righteous asshole and I couldn’t begin to list all the ways he has lied about, bullied, and disrespected women, people of color, and LGBTQ people. This is the least surprising Congressional revelation yet.

I imagine she is the template for Signourney Weaver’s character in Galaxy Quest

I LOVE DS9. But...I can see her point. Especially as a TNG actress.

Dr Crusher was replaced by Dr. Pulaski in Season 2.

I don’t know. I mean, I wouldn’t pay more than $100 for it, but if I could see someone desecrate, I don’t know, maybe the crib Donnie slept in as a baby, it would probably give me a decent half-chub.

It’s either 100% (if it happened), or 0% (if it didn’t), so it’s 50%.

Yes, but he didn’t find the focus to pursue office until Obama directly, and entertainingly, dragged him for being a petty, rotten, racist piece of citrus.

Could we give him a tinkle tape parade?

The moment the obsession began.

“if/when it never leaks”

I don’t like the term ‘pee tape’. A better term which encapsulates the emotional maturity of the man on the recording would be ‘pee pee tape’.