FYI its about 40 hours of gameplay to unlock each character.

I’d invite you to NC, but our rural areas are ‘Bama-esque.

I’m writing postcards for him via TonyTheDemocrat.org. Hand-written postcards appear to increase voter turnout. I know this isn’t definitive, but I was encouraged because three of the five candidates I wrote for before Nov. 7 won. Plus, it’s kind fun (pretty postcards) and does not require talking to people, which is…

One plus side - my home state of Florida ain’t looking so bad now - sure we elected Voldemort, but at least he keeps his hands of the wee ones.

Could they put this on their welcome sigh?:

You live in Alabama? I thought you were British?

It isn’t called South Georgia without a reason or twenty.

It is pretty much our main bragging point.

I would rather deal with a Louis CK who went, “Yeah i masturbated like a loser in front of women” instead of Roy Moore, a clearly deranged man, going “FAKE NEWS I NEVER DID NUTHIN’ WRONG GOD IS ON MY SIDE”.

What? The guy who was all about a massive child molestation conspiracy against Clinton doesn’t want to pursue this one? It’s almost as if protecting children was not his motivation!

Yeah, it’s Alabama, a child molester will absolutely beat a democrat.

He wasn’t molesting boys so they’re a-ok with it. Now if he were GAY they’d kick him out of the party.

So if you stimulate Alabama... I’m taking that too far.

I’ve had a few glasses of wine. I was also scan scrolling and read posthaste as prostate, and my mind jumped to Alabama being the taint/prostate of Florida. It made sense to me and still does (most of us south of Orlando consider the Panhandle as another planet).

I have a little faith in his losing right now, because:

Alabama makes me feel good about living in Florida. We’re a laughingstock, but at least it’s not Alabama.

Boot Alabama, but admit Puerto Rico, so we don’t have to buy new flags.

I think it way Yowie or something like that.

If I understand right, he’s claiming that God touched that girl in an act of immaculate molestation.

“Take Joseph and Mary. Mary was a teenager and Joseph was an adult carpenter. They became parents of Jesus.”