Downpour or rainstorm. A downstorm isn’t a thing.

A third Lions hall of famer retired in his prime. RIP Zodiac Motherfucker. You shall be missed.

As a lifelong Colts fan, I’ll never ever forgive Jim Caldwell for pulling Peyton Manning in the 2nd half against the Jets in ‘09. You know, when the Colts were 14-0, holding a 15-10 lead late in the 3rd quarter? With only a sure win against 5-10 Buffalo remaining for a perfect 16-0 season?

Dear Lions fans,

Could be worse Browns fans. You could be Lions fans.

Possibly because my dad has one but I have a weird tendency to notice alliterative names. The Matt Millen era brought a Martin Mayhew, Marty Mornhinweg and the first QB he drafted was Mike McMahon. That weirds me the fuck out. One thing a non-fan can always look forward to is the Lions inevitably drafting someone with…

While Superfan chose to have his seat number inked across his forearm, Detroit Don has a more abstract full-back Iron Cross tattoo to show off his Lions fandom.

The Lions may suck, but big props to the Lions fans who wrote in. They really brought it this year.

Because there’s so much material that got left on the cutting room floor. Let that sink in for a moment.

For years the most consistently competent player on the roster was Jason Hanson. Aye Yi Yi.

Because on July 31 in the year 2016, I had to listen to my long-time partner and father of my child proclaim ironically that the Lions are going to be good this year because, quote, ‘they have their strongest receiving corps of my lifetime’

Been reading some DFO, Drew?

I couldn’t even work up the nerve to send in an entry this year. The Lions broke me a few years ago when they lost on a 61 yard FG on MNF to the Ravens and basically shit away a clear run at winning the division.

I’ve missed Zodiac Motherfucker. Welcome home.

This is the only WYTS entry that makes me feel bad every year. It's like when two friends are drunkenly hurling insults back and forth and then one crosses that line and it just bums everyone out.

You know that kid in gradeschool who you find out comes from a really bad home situation so they kinda get a free pass. Like you see the kid eating worms and you go to tease him and then your buddy is like, “hey no, man... his dad drinks and his Mom is on probation...just leave him alone.” And then you feel awful for…

“We’ve never won the NFC North.”

Gotta love that Dee-troit Don. Man of few words, but his humble visage says it all.

This team is so shitty, the fans can taste it from the parking lot