Why the hell would a place that puts a premium on literacy hire a Tide fan to begin with?

“On an unrelated note, Janice in Accounting is now looking for a job”

Wondering how long it takes one of his teammates to snap and say “Look asshole, you’re not what you were in 2006. Deal with it".

Oh yeah, the plateau is coming. The human body can only get so fast and so strong, and players are closing in on that point.

I’m an older millennial, dude. I was a kid during the 90's.

LOL at the 2010s poking fun at the 90’s. As if the New Tens have broight anything to the table but misery.

I wonde if, when they send the Pats, they leave behind those end zone guys who re-enact soldiers specifically trained and armed to kill Brits.

Technically, there was once.

Hopefully this will work. I’m apathetic on the Colts, but they’re a better team—and Luck a better quarterback—than this.

Sarcasm doesn’t work when used by morons.

Sidenote: It fucking sucks to have to abandon everything you’ve written since August and make a new burner account because you can’t remember your alien-language looking key. Quit making us jump through fucking hoops, Kinja.

Just like your job is secure. There’s a McDonalds on every corner!

It’s the perfect microcosm for rednecks: Bellow about how much America wins when all of the actual winning was done by those people on your team who actually have talent.

Also: Gotta love when you can’t remember your key.

It is when they ARE lazy and dumb.