My conservative little cousin says he will move to Canada if Hill wins. I was like, dude, really? Conservative bastion of misogyny, Canada?

I know they THINK they’re making a stand, but I’m with you, Hillary. I can’t really decide if it’s racism, misogyny, fear and loathing of change, or a mixture of them.

And...I’m crying!

“Also, the family respectfully asks that you do not vote for Hillary Clinton in 2016. R.I.P. Grandaddy.”

Tell me allllllll about it.

Thanks, but I’m just about done taking political advice from dead white guys.

exactly. i love this idea, but it needs a better word. “brelfies” is already my word for breaking & entering selfies, anyway.

brelfies

A dude with 44 Dunkin’ Donuts franchises wants a little more cash?

You tried ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This is more 80’s than the entire 1980’s.

“Yeah! Go back to denying LGBT people service like we intended! Feeding the poor? That’s very.....SOCIALIST of you comrade!”

Ma’am, if you want to pray, go to church .

It’s all right to be Christian, but cut it out with that actual Christ-Like behavior, you hear?

The Artsiest Trill. WHATS UP DAX.

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