“Clothing with names is the #1 thing that leads to kidnapping”

I believe that’s called the Monaco Paradox.

You never meet smart racists anymore! Back in the Thomas Jefferson days there used to be smart racists everywhere, but they have all died.

Who gave his wife a dildo so she could fuck it...

Start a corporation, have that corporation kill someone, go bankrupt, sell its “assets” to your new company and get away with it free and clear. You know because corporations are people too.

Time for some Mayfield Logic.

-How do you sleep at night, McBain?

I’m the motherfucking xylophone in the principal’s office?

Result: The xylophone in the principle’s office

Really? So they routinely scrutinize **all* scripts written for off-label use, in the name of patient safety?

That is amazing. I would drive the pants off that thing.

Useful idiot alert. Actually YOU'RE the "problem", as you think you have all the answers but they're all 100% backwards.

Actually, we are in debt for exactly the reason of bungled programs like this.

Entitlements make up a significant, but miniscule portion of the total budget when compared to some of these military programs. Likewise (and tenfold) with education where we put an embarrassingly small portion of funds.

And I say this as a…

Especially when combined with our ridiculous debt, crumbling infrastructure, unacceptable levels of poverty, outrageously priced health care, unsustainable retirement funding, shitty public education systems, etc. etc.

I wonder how many customers, who were waiting for tables , walked out pissed after seeing Mrs. McWhinyface get bumped in front of them for being a cow or who were just put off by her foul language and didn't want their dining experience further ruined.

What does this have to do with a truck?

This is a fact pattern right out of every first year law student’s Tortas class.

The good news is that places that sell $1 tacos and promote the sales of said tacos with handmade signs often have great medical benefits for part-time skateboarding mascots.

It’s like that movie, Gleaming the Cube...but with a taco and no plot.