And here, ladies and gentlemen, we have the self entitled pirate who complains that he doesn't have $80 to spend, and laments that other people do spend $80 instead of just pirating like him.

on the other hand, I have a friend who has not had health insurance for years (even working multiple jobs, none have offered benefits) and suffered with debilitating hip and shoulder problems. now with ACA he has been able to get some insurance and treatment for these conditions, improving his quality of life…

I don't know the details of their financial situation, but you would be very surprised how fast medical expenses can drain your account. Even in the age of Obamacare...insurance companies do not really like to pay for even necessary stuff.

I often get called names for this, so I usually don't talk about it much, but the fact is that I can't stand most types of beer. I mainly stick to lambics, which makes me the butt of many jokes.

I'm sure to get a lot of hate, but I like that Lexus is going for such bold, outlandish, audacious designs.

Alternate ending:

What is the name for a white "Uncle Tom", anyway?

"Straight married people can't get STD's".

That's not a "free speech award".

I'm guessing "someone like this" means "someone this fucking stupid"

Just don't tell anyone that the PT Cruiser is technically classified as a wagon.

It has nothing to do with "education"; that's condescending. Many people simply prefer to play games on the couch on a big TV with minimal fuss. And they also want the exclusive games that never come to PC.

I'll never understand why the PC masturbaters have such a hard time grasping the concept that console exclusive gamers don't feel the desire to spend the money to build a PC and prefer the EASE OF ACCESS, it doesn't take 20 minutes of fucking with drivers, fucking with settings, possible constant crashes or shit like…

Home theater experience on a nice comfy couch on my 60" HD TV with a PS4 controller to me is more enjoyable than my 4K modded computer experience at a computer desk with a keyboard and mouse.

Never seen the show. Never will.

With Parks and Rec ending, I thought my week couldn't get any worse...

Official Timepiece of Basic Bitches™

Apparently not a homophobe, but possibly still a huge asshole.

The phrase "boo fucking hoo" springs to mind.

So basically...