Oh, fuck this. I'm guessing he was being bullied at his school and the adults couldn't be bothered to do anything to rein in the little shits, just like it was when I was a kid. The excuses were always, "oh, they need to work it out themselves," or "oh, honey, just ignore them, they're jealous," or other bullshit…

To the estate of Mrs. Sandra Ilene West,

Guys with tribal tattoos and Bluetooth headsets are douchebags. This guy is just a worthless piece of shit.

those are in the danish butter cookie tins. that are sometimes actually sewing supplies.

The other day I was leaving from work and noticed the tell-tale green box of Thin Mints lying in the road. Then I saw a sleeve of the cookies scattered across the road, but I couldn't find the second sleeve. I slowed to a crawl and scoured the area, finally noticing the intact roll of deliciousness resting, apparently…

I am devastated. After every election that Republicans win, I think I'll move to Canada, the paradise of national health care and good manners to the north. But now, learning this, I can't ....I just can't.

Yeah? Well this is a garbage comment.

Samosas aka "Carmel D Lites" (for some reason) > everything. Wouldn't waste my time on a lesser Girl Scout cookie.

Also, would it be douche-bagish for me to be driving around a mild supercar while in my early 20s? Im not rich, but i could afford it without a huge issue. Ultimately its between that or a truck. Truck < gtr

I remember driving through Iowa and seeing an OD green Willy's jeep, complete with army star and fake .50 cal, barreling along in the slow lane at 45mph with the windshield down and the crazy old driver wearing a white scarf, leather flying helmet and goggles. He had a battery-powered radio next to him blasting Flight…

Two and Half Men, Everybody Loves Raymond, Big Bang Theory, Mike and Molly = GARBAGE TV

This is part of that whole "small government" thing, right?

Good! the Bible says Adam and Eve, not Adam and Gonorrh-eve!

So... we shouldn't teach history, just nationalist propaganda. We shouldn't teach literature, except maybe some Ayn Rand. We shouldn't teach science unless we act like theology counts as science. And we definitely shouldn't be teaching critical thinking skills. But we must teach our kids math so we can outshine those…

The phrase "American exceptionalism" makes me want to exceptionally shoot my American self

New Biology Curriculum:

"We are so behind so many countries in math and science. They are not even getting the basic education because they are getting this meaningless liberal crap everyday!"

You don't get to bitch about students falling behind in math and science while supporting 'teach the controversy' bullshit or out right removal of evolution from the curriculum.

Is there any way that this conservative circlejerk in celebration of ignorance doesn't bite them in the ass? I mean, I know most people are dumb as holy fuck, but the loud braying in support of ignorance in all things, I mean...it has to backfire on them, right?

I almost spit out my coffee and I don't even drink coffee.