Could be worse. I mean, blood clots aren't as devastating as the comet that wiped out the rest of his family sixty five million years ago.

No

i am a millennial and i can’t think of a single one of my friends who would care about any of that shit. i wonder if the problem is you?

It is a little too late for the Hawks to start getting defensive about Game 2.

For once the Browns won’t even have to draft a quarterback to guarantee themselves a bunch of picks.

So like 40k a year??

I have a theory as to why, but it makes me a little sad to think about it.

The only aliens allowed at Augusta are the grounds crew.

Call him a “kid” all you want, but the young man has learned the game thanks to a parent who surrounded him with some of the best players in the country. That’s why I’m so excited about Louisiana Tech’s new baseball manager, Drake LaRoche.

What did they expect when they hired a kid named McLovin

A spokesman for ESPN says they’ve been flooded with calls from white people overjoyed to see a black man rooting for them.

You know that scene in Gone Girl on the bed? Yeah, that.

It’s nice to see his manager pissed on his behalf.

I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.

“Old man yells at cloud"

And how the goalie has already mastered the art of berating his defenders.

Thanks for dropping by, Bill.

The parody becomes even more on-point when you learn he wasn’t paid for this.

Forgot maybe the most iconic shot of all time.

Because he’s the best hitter who ever lived and the idea of him imparting his knowledge to a new generation of players is a wonderful thing.