Could be worse. I mean, blood clots aren't as devastating as the comet that wiped out the rest of his family sixty five million years ago.

No

i am a millennial and i can’t think of a single one of my friends who would care about any of that shit. i wonder if the problem is you?

Fire Walk With Me is a fucking masterpiece.

It is a little too late for the Hawks to start getting defensive about Game 2.

I completely disagree. For me, Dorne in the books is extremely well thought out, with a lot of politicking and deeply-laid plans. Whether or not it will amount to anything is still up for debate, but “tacked on” is the last thing it feels.

Except not really? The Dornish plot in the books is actually interesting and is leading into events happening in the next book.

For once the Browns won’t even have to draft a quarterback to guarantee themselves a bunch of picks.

Man, all that traveling, and now in wet clothes...I imagine they are really going to reek.

Uncle Ben never lives.

Can’t wait until Supreme Leader Trump takes over and adds dragons to our military. Maybe builds a Deathstar over Mexico? Whatever he comes up with, it's gonna the best.

So like 40k a year??

I have a theory as to why, but it makes me a little sad to think about it.

The only aliens allowed at Augusta are the grounds crew.

Call him a “kid” all you want, but the young man has learned the game thanks to a parent who surrounded him with some of the best players in the country. That’s why I’m so excited about Louisiana Tech’s new baseball manager, Drake LaRoche.

What did they expect when they hired a kid named McLovin

A spokesman for ESPN says they’ve been flooded with calls from white people overjoyed to see a black man rooting for them.

You know that scene in Gone Girl on the bed? Yeah, that.

It’s nice to see his manager pissed on his behalf.

If you can’t recognize a statement of opinion when you see one, you probably oughta stay off the internet.