theblueraccoon
Ivan Alberini
theblueraccoon

All I know is that if you all walk into a bar, there must be one hell of a punch line coming.

...and was actually part of the original game. But you're right, that card does look like someone used a set of scissors on it.

My bf calls my family and group of friends The United Nations because of all the different ethnicities.

So you say the products of his mind do not reflect the inner workings of his brain? Kinda figures you'd say that.

I tried following these suggestions, but all I got was a voice that sounded suspiciously similar to Richard Castle's daughter belting out this song:

In the FX series The Americans the two Russian spies frequently receive their orders by listening to a numbers station on a portable shortwave set. Here Keri Russel decodes the message on an Osborne One:

seriously, this is the most amazing thing i've come across in a long time. i just keep waiting to here: "we come in peace... we come in peace..."

Now playing

It's only a matter of time. Waits patiently.

Because they're finally getting smart?

Woosh.

Those Ghostbusters dolls look like they just came from a bukkake shoot.

VERY COOL

Unlike the Blue Shell, the Horn can be a versatile, powerful tool if you have some skill. It has a /lot/ of uses and isn't just fire and forget.

HOW DID YOU KNOW

People use item as intended, saving it for emergency usage.

They get called jerks by Kotaku.

Wasn't this already on io9?

Someone should buy the rights to the GoBots and make a very serious movie out of the franchise based off the cartoon origin; human-like beings have transferred their sentience into machines and are now dealing with the ramifications of that. It could be like Ghost in The Shell, dealing with existential angst and the

We're not friends anymore, Yannick. Next time instead of moving my family out of a flooded apartment, you can do that and I'll handle the Transformers.