From Blubbler's FAQ:

You have to respect that pixel-perfect jump precision.

Oshawott: Asura Mode

Chris Cunningham directed BRAH, but Richard was still in it BRAH. And without his music BRAH, there would be no video BRAH

Dammit Dio!

Yeah, we only get free Steam games daily on the various giveaway and bundle sites. We sure are missing out on those monthly free games...

So my choices are:

RIP Dio! We miss you!

The simple truth is that the console platforms aren't interesting enough to become involved in a fiasco like this.

I know, right? I mean, when MS and Sony do a super-awesome meta-game as a promotion... oh, right, MS and Sony don't do super-awesome meta-games.

Perfectly looped. I expect nothing less from the man codenamed BO(b)S(plo)S(ion).

This was my favorite one.

Smoother animations, higher res textures, and higher poly count characters don't really add to the gameplay either. I guess we should get rid of those too? We really don't need more than say 32 or so colors while we're at it. Quality surround sound? Meh. Not really needed. We could get by with primitive speaker…

I just spit out my milk when reading that. Like literally. 2%, not man gravy.

Too bad that ship has a terrible reload rate..

How many minutes do you think went by before the first penis ship was erected? I'll see myself out...x)

I wouldn't call it a "threat", it's another option. That's what the PC is all about. Options.